Verdict - Saints Row: The Third

Almost everything that happens in Saints Row: The Third, you can describe the word insanity. See this is simple - the game has an online statistics, from which you can find many interesting things. For example, more than two million people have been beaten to death a huge purple dildo, and players from the flamethrower roasted six hundred and fifty men in suits hot dogs. In addition, one way or another in the box played forty-four million flagellant, pimps and prostitutes. Impressive, is not it?

This crazy world

Previously, such things might well have been present in a series of Grand Theft Auto - press ranks of imitators of Elvis or arrange field trials of a fire engine with built-in flamethrower was common there. However, from the stories of frostbitten addicts, and mad scientists rednekov GTA series went smoothly for a dramatic story about immigrants and residents of disadvantaged neighborhoods, the problems of management of gay clubs and bickering within the cleft of a single clan of bikers. In the game there is no room frivolous antics, and any uproar caused more remorse than the intoxicating sense of fun.


But in Saints Row: The Third madness is back! Here, in the order of things an autograph from a criminal who had just shot in front of you two dozen people, or to participate in a TV show shooting range, where the living is encouraged killing people, but for every hit in a cardboard panda fined after firing on pandas unethical. The screen on a regular basis is something unimaginable, slapstick featuring popular film stars, zombies, pimps of black - and even rapper Kanye West on the soundtrack is appropriate and emphasizes the absurdity of the situation.

Men in Tights

Saints Row: The Third looks like more than GTA, but in Crackdown: here, too focused on short-range shooting and fighting, but not fashionable now hide behind cover. City-sandbox is divided into many sections that hold competing gangs. For the right to enjoy the city and just have to fight. Given the local context, to engage in meaningful things will not work. The most adequate work here - methodical buying urban real estate, as in GTA: Vice City. The money can always be spent with advantage: to improve the characteristics of a character or put a couple of widgets to your favorite gun. The local social network Saintsbook regularly throws up small jobs such as assassinations or stealing cars, which also makes money. Ambush shooting indiscriminately, the character draws attention not only police but also the gang that keeps the area, and cross the road to local groups are often much more dangerous - snipers in helicopters and grenade throwers are not on the side of the law.



Generally, in Saints Row: The Third there is always something to do. Ample opportunities for setting up a character for hours on end can experiment with his appearance. You can bring even the most perverted fantasy: for example, to fasten the aristocratic hat, glasses, and then his blatant scare NPC dignity.


But when you played enough in the "sandbox" is taken as the story missions in Saints Row: The Third revealed a large fly in the ointment.

eye of the Tiger

To kick-start the game with daring abduction of a bank safe somehow replaced by expressionless side quests, which are not to be missed. Imagine for a moment that in Grand Theft Auto 4, after the mission had to deliver every time on a motor scooter pizza. A huge number of side quests in the middle of the gameis puzzling, because of their strong pace of the narrative strays. Even a seemingly unusual activities like racing with a tiger in the car too sharply contrast with the powerful and inventive plot scenes. And do escort prostitutes are much duller than the quest to pass the text in cyberspace or fly on a tank.

Some like it hot

Saints Row: The Third has to offer rides to the most exacting tastes: Mexican wrestling with the use of chainsaws, exploding car chases on rickshaws, cosplay with kidnapping and even zombie apocalypse - and this is not an exhaustive list. It is not forbidden to sit at the helm of a fighter pilot or drive the streets atsvetotsiklah from the movie TRON.